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Cheap Substitutions

Posted on May 13, 2008 by Registered CommenterChantel in , | Comments9 Comments

I’m really busy, like so busy I have no time for blogging. Actually I could do it after I get home at 10 O’Clock at night but, who would do my homework? Please raise your hand if you would like to do my homework, or scrub my floors, or walk my dog? Either is fine.

Question of the day:

Grocery prices are on the rise, gas prices are through the roof. Why is my paycheck still the same? Who’s getting all this extra money I’m paying?

Cheap compensation follows immediately:

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When I said I was not an attractive child I meant it. Do you believe me now? I was also very, very angry; as noted by the scowl. More on that later.

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Reader Comments (9)

I don't know what in the crap you are talking about. You were a beautiful kid. Maybe not a happy kid, but a jeebus, look at those cheeks and those EYES.

You are cukoo bananas.
May 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda
I am sooo in love with your hair! And this picture just shows that it even rocked when you were little! Makes me think of Pippi Longstocking a little bit.
May 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterheather
Fuzzy slippers (soaked in floor cleaner) on your dog, who will happily eat your homework. Done. The dog is the key here.

Of course you were angry as a child, what's going on with the dress vs. the walls there?
May 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterGecko Bloggle
Gecko, that's a quilt over a crib. Lovely isn't it.
May 14, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterchantel
hehe mean ole lil Chantel!

The sheiks and grand poobah's of the middle east are getting it!!!

;)~
yes I was kidding....
May 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSouthern Sage
If you were wearing your hot shoes, I'm sure I'd be willing to scrub your floors and walk your dog for you!
May 15, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdylan
Dylan, you're so on!!
May 15, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterchantel
Never underestimate the power of stiletto heels to make a certain kind of man do anything.
May 15, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdylan
You were adorable...maybe a little on the scary pissed off I might kick you if you come near me side but adorable.

Now if you wanna see an ugly child you should see me in about 6th grade or just imagine naturally curly/frizzy hair that my mother tried to style with the Farrah Fawcett feathers on the side and some jacked up crooked teeth that wouldn't see braces until I was a freshman in high school. Gah!
May 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDeeDee

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