As if Murphy's Law plays any part at all
Its not bad enough that I’m home with the worst cold or flu imaginable. OK, I actually exaggerated that a bit. The last time I had the “real” flu I lost 14 days of my life. I woke up to find a huge whisker growing out of my face. WTF?
When I took the dog for her walk I ran into a very cute boy (nothing wrong with the Dr. just saying he was really cute.) Don’t worry though I was sporting no make-up, aviator shades and, a black Nirvana hoodie. All which made me look like the Unibomber.
Unfortunatly we (I) couldn’t talk much. It hurt too bad and the coughing prevents romance and poetry readings. Then my dog, the cute one, lunged at him for a kiss and covered him with cute, muddy dog prints.
Don’t let that regal pose fool you; she’s just like her Mama. “Hillbilly to the bone.”



Reader Comments (6)
Maybe you will meet cute boy whenyour dolled up and more prepared to shamelessly flirt!!
good.
Are the dogs of oppisite sex?
I'm just thinking of breaking the ice. You know the sniffing and humping and stuff.
You could just point and say "wanna?"
haaaaaaaaa