Again, Chantel accomplishes: Gettin’ with the Band
Many of you remember my birthday adventures a few years ago? No? Really? Aren’t you paying attention? Fine, go here.
This is when the similarities end.

Chantel Williams & Leslie Hall, 2008 Portland Oregon
Can you think of a better way to make a depressed girl giggle like Elmo, all the while eating Asian BBQ Ribs in a Bowling Alley? Actually Dr. B did, he took me to a show. A show where all the of Portland Glitterati, err ‘glitterugly’ show up to commune, to worship, to share, to imbibe in all that is Leslie Hall. I was assaulted by glitter, by gold onsie’s, blue eye shadow and bad synthesizers. I haven’t laughed that hard or wanted to bust out the running man in a long, long time.
I don’t know if you noticed; We could have the same hair. Its possible that in time, we could be sisters. If my jowells keep forming and my weight keeps creeping up. It won’t be long before I can invest in some blue eye shadow and plastic spectacles to really complete the look. I’ve got a gold dress so I’m halfway there. Its a midwestern thing I’m sure.



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