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- I know there is someone to blame for this haircut
- Cheap Substitutions
- She was generally this happy to have her picture taken
- New Post at Poprockcandymountain.com
- Young Photographer
- Your Moment of Zen
- Boobs, Orgasms and a Cholesterol test
- The Perfect Dork Storm
- Not a picture depicting the weather in Portland
- How to wear high heels at Poprockcandymountain.com
- Life is Sometimes Like This
- Vitamin D Deprived
- Over It? For real this time
- Two for Tuesday, Taco Tuesday, No its How to Wear High Heels Tuesday
- Things to be thankful for
- Genetic Bio Bank Public Forum Event
- Hipster Gone Bad
- Red Shoe Diary
- Whiner? My Self Help of the Day.
- Where I become a bad, bad Mother
- Pathetic Email of The Day
- Forest Gump drives me to eat at Joes Crab Shack
- Another opportunity for "Content"?
- Railroad Metaphor, Pt. 2
- Railroad metaphor
- Look Behind You
- New Cocktail Recipe
- Spring in the Northwest often looks like this
- Book Review: "Unpredictable" Eileen Cook
- Punk Rock is Dead?
- Day of the living dead
- As if Murphy's Law plays any part at all
- Walking around with dirty underwear in my purse
- Sleeping with the enemy
- The Non-Religious Easter Wish
- I want to dry hump your leg
- "You really need to take better care of yourself" Spring Break Edition
- Identity Crisis Interrupted
- Lessons with Absinthe
- Search Term of the Week
- Another article on 'Love and Relationships'
- Again, Chantel accomplishes: Gettin’ with the Band
- I’m all over the place today
- OK so maybe the shoes didn't work. YET!
- Waking from the long sleep
- Found on Highway 101
- Yaquina Head Lighthouse
- Seafood and Whine
- Just over the bridge
- College Pick Up Line
- She's not the only one
- How to make a depressed person feel worse
- Sitting too close to the orchestra
- Writing it here makes it true?
- I just need something to do with my hands
- A Valentine's Day Gift
- Is he your Boyfriend?
- San Francisco Round-Up
- Year of the Rat
- Buena Vista Cafe
- Unlike my trip to San Francisco
- San Francisco Treat
- The Great Interview Experiment Part 2. Where Chantel get interviewed by Sarah
- A Look Like This
- Interview with The Watkins Lady
- Frozen Waterfalls
- Work Interrupted
- Nowhere in Particular
- Letters from Camp, part 2
- Letters from Camp. Part 1
- "Don't you point that thing at me" Dating tips filed under weird pt. 2
- Meanwhile back at the office......
- Wink, Hint, Nudge
- Top Ten "Hang Out" tips (filed under weird)
- The list continues
- You’re getting a list
- Humor and Wisdom found on Ted.com
- New Year's Resolutions on Dating.
- Here's to 2008
- House Sitter
- The Norwegian Handshake
- What I’ve Learned
- Old People and Video Games
- Drug Free Hallucinations
- Naturopathic Medicine
- Holiday Dating
- A Weekend In Portland
- Official Start of What?
- Stormy and Weather People
- Don't worry - I'm a Virgo after all
- Guest Post -- Phone call from and Ass
- Bionic Girl
- Not a super-hero after all
- Just like a junkie only cuter
- Why I Love My Facebook
- Great Dating Advice
- Sour
- For all Grandmas on Thankgiving
- I'm an ENTP
- Weekly Virgo Horoscope - Stongly Worded Message
- If its too loud, You’re too old
- Why I don’t Twitter
- My SMART 4 Two
- Who Knew?
- As release draws closer, SMART Car on CNN.com
- Recycling My Kharma
- What a little bourbon does for philosophy
- Treasure
- The only way to look is up
- Now with more glitter
- We have a shitdamnmothefuckershit situation?
- Blogroll Update
- Hate Music
- Links to Other Places
- Morning Rager
- Oh how the winds blow so violently
- I'm having a bad day, don't mess with my Virgo
- Its probably a girl thing
- Prove your love
- No apology necessary – Ann Coulter does it again
- Clearance Sale
- The reason I want to start dating again
- Luna 8 Months
- Questioning my high ideals
- Compliment Delivery
- Oh Cyrano, Oh Cyrano!!
- The War on OPB
- Cocktails and cold remedies
- Dating Induced Anxiety
- The Drama Wrap-Up
- Parking
- Let me start by telling you
- Texas in September
- Asking for a Do-Over
- Pray Wish Ask for what you want
- I might need a pair of tights for this - Weekly Virgo Horoscope
- "Come gimme a huuuug!!" Sing it Fitty
- What, Why’s and How’s of the SMART Car
- Hot on the Golf Course
- Loose Lips Sink Ships
- SMART Love
- Walking on the Beach
- We're Baaaaack!!
- A Small Sojourn
- Anniversary Ritual, Birthday and Vacations Oh My!
- The cat is not happy about this
- Chasing your tail – Lessons in Futility
- Classic Comedy for Cocktails
- Never has an Oracle been so wrong, Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday
- Flirting with my own reflection
- Because Children Can Express Themselves Better Than Adults
- Taking my abs to a whole new level
- Walking on Thin Ice in Stilletto's
- Breaking News from CNN.com -- Tropical Storm Chantal forms in Atlantic
- Calling outer space
- Tips From the Trenches -- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday
- POD Cast Love!
- Wisdom by Google
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday - The I'm Not Going to BlogHer Edition
- Things to do while roasting chicken
- On Early Retirement
- How to Spend a Sunday
- This is NOT American Idol - Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday!
- Enchanted Portland
- My history with heat
- "No, I'll be the white boy and you be ABBA!"
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday - Blues Festival Edition
- Dear Mr. Iwouldlovetodateyou.com
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday has returned
- Minor Parental Warning
- Tuning In
- A Bad Day Golfing and Long Shadows
- Its NOT OK to Look
- Breaking news from CNN.com
- All signs point to yes
- Edited in Picnik
- The Life of Ennui
- To the "Other Chantel"
- Single Life
- Blog Block
- My Two Favorite Ladies
- Dog Farts are the Least of My Problems
- Brooklyn Bridge & South Manhattan
- New York Seems Like a Very Long Time Ago
- End of the Fantasy
- Kicked in the stomach by New York City
- Five Minutes in New York
- Post Mother's Day Weekend Highlights
- Breaking Smart Car Update
- I went to the Doctor with a back-ache and came out a cry-baby
- Five Minutes of Heightened Senses
- Not Hot Enough.org
- Stories from the Peace Corps.
- Baby Love
- This is Your Pep Talk
- And the night began like so many others
- Chivalry IS Dead
- You can quote me on that
- What are you selling your soul for?
- What I've Learned - Weekly Virgo Horoscope
- So, You Dating Anyone?
- Guess What I Did?
- This is your brain
- Things Floating Around In My Head
- The cost of being one of THOSE people
- So refined
- Cultural Wordsmithing
- Showing Up to a Star Trek Convention Without a Costume
- Question from the Lil' Sis
- Satin Sheets
- Painless
- When I Pray
- DoAble Inc.
- Advice
- The Universe and I are Rumbling
- The Return of The Dude
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday
- Valentines Day is not a Venereal Disease
- Interrupting Valentines Coverage....
- Valentines Day Update Brought to You by Ice Cream Goodness
- Who Are You Going To Pick On Now?
- This Will Make Me Rich
- Lets Rev Up My Valentines Day Coverage; Starting Now!!
- Live Blogging the Super Bowl
- Reasons To Love My Depression
- I'm a bad person and I'm OK With That
- And The World Changed Again Today
- Baking Your Cake and Eating It Too
- Things We Do While Waiting
- Weekly Virgo Horoscope -- The Astrology Riddle
- Interview #52 up at Mr. Joe Blogs Blog
- Good thing I have stories to tell
- Not Sexy
- Death of a Friend
- Good Decisions with Snow
- The Pursuit of Happyness, A Movie Review
- Four Things, A Meme!
- The Novelty of Life
- Special Offer from Design Her Gals
- New on the recipe page.
- Affirmations and Realizations
- What a Woman Needs
- Welcome to one of the most boring weeks of the year - Thank God
- What not to do in 2007 and other lessons for life
- Happy New Year from Me and My Paper Doll Boyfriend
- Proof: The only thing that separates me from the rest of the animals is a couple of testicles
- I'll Sleep When You're Dead
- New on the recipe page!!
- Looking for trouble
- Looking for Holiday Cheer
- Happy Holidays
- Dreams That Haunt Me
- The Woman Who Changed My Life
- Painting Just Doesn't Do It For Me
- Portlander's Go Help Somebody -- Reminder, Update!
- Idea's in Bad Gifts
- Weekly Virgo Horoscope -- Could someone get me a Xanax?
- Fake it 'til you make it
- Thoughts on love
- Today is the day
- Mama Chantel's Beef Stew
- Dear Santa
- Flashing Your Snatch
- Difficulties with a broken wing
- Affirmations
- Reason Three Thousand Two-Hundred and Twenty Eight Why Chantel Can't do Drugs
- Gone Again
- Trying to get a break - OR - Not
- Home
- The Pursuit of Happyness, the movie
- Losing It - Day 7
- Breakin' Your Momma's Back
- The Truth About My Happiness
- The Airport Girl
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday
- I'll take Random Lists for $500 Mr. Gameshow Host
- You're Never As Apathetic As You Think
- Not even worth a "Short Cut"
- Watch This Before You Give Your Money to Any Political Campaign
- The Little Kitty That Wasn't
- Another Sunday
- Going to Hell
- No! I Really Do Feel This Way
- Attempting to answer questions and the ingredients for my perfect cocktail
- Stomach Ache
- Domesticity
- Apology for my absence
- Turning Corners
- Dating fantastico and Olea, a restaurant review
- Poetry, Graze and Corporate Rock Stars
- Weekly Virgo Horoscope - Poetry? Really?
- Guest Blogger - Queen of Tokyo
- Beyond My Limits, Portland Marathon
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday - Mama’s got a brand new job
- What would Lorelai Gilmore do?
- God willing and the creek don't rise
- Chantel's rules for blogging
- The blog about nothing – Seinfeld syndrome
- Stolen from the New York Times
- Cinetopia vs. Popeye's Chicken and Netflix
- How the dorkiest person on earth got with the band and the pictures to prove it
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday - Birthday Edition
- Virgo Horoscope - Birthday Edition
- smart Car updates
- Open letter to my cat #3
- Excuse The Mess
- The Season
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday
- Bitchfest
- Hard Core Golf
- The Prodigal Daughter Returns
- On Holiday
- Never Settle For Less
- Birthday Decisions, week 2 of my year of yoga
- Two Birthdays and fresh out of ideas
- On the List
- The Beginning: My Year of Yoga
- Will the media ever Cut the Crap?
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday - A guest post about men and shoes.
- How Rosé wine is taking over the world
- Always Looking at My Boobs
- Voices In My Head
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday
- Long Strange Journey to Blogher and Back, Pt. 2
- Long Strange Journey to Blogher and Back, Pt. 1
- Returned from Blogher '06
- There's More Than One Way to Golf and Pick Up A Man
- Blogher Meme
- Pimping out Squarespace and BlogHer 2006
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday
- Letter to the editor: Jane Magazine
- The Truth About Blogging
- Vodka Martini Anyone?
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Friday
- Anxiety and Artwork
- Sometimes Blog Posts Just Write Themselves
- Seek Your Inner Cocktail Fashions
- Working is Overrated
- The Things That Dreams Are Made Of
- The Thing About Cowards
- It's Hot
- Bad Friend Alert
- The Fun Part About Food Poisoning
- Not Yet Ready
- Take It From My Cold, Dead Hands
- On Men and Car Buying
- I Wish Every Day Was Spa Day
- Love and Yeti's
- Official Hair Watch 2006 and Other Weekend Cautionary Tales
- To the "Gizoogler"
- Technology is a Bitch
- Search Term of the Day
- Shout At The Devil
- I love this city
- 2x + 7(2 + 6x) = F&#k
- Not a day over 25
- Appropriate or inappropriate
- So, I met this guy
- Golf In the Rain Is Better Than any Day At Work
- Meet the Fockers!
- White Trash and The Temple of the W.A.S.P.
- Tears
- Abandon Ship
- In other news
- Intellectual Elitism Pisses Me Off
- Fear of Commitment pt. 7 - The Final Chapter
- Fear of Commitment pt. 6
- Why being me is so amazing!
- Fear of commitment pt. 5
- Fear of commitment, pt. 4
- How Curiosity Killed the Kitty
- Fear of Commitment pt. 3
- Holy Cocktail -- Batman!
- Fear of Commitment part 2. --
- Fear of Commitment pt. 1
- What would you think?
- A walk down memory lane
- This is What Happens When You Try To Snare A Whale
- Sent: Thursday, March 30, 2006 11:40 AM
- Mercury Retrograde Over, A real post
- Virgo Horoscope - Singing to the Choir
- My Moment of Employment Zen
- Downright disappointing
- Nothing to See Here
- It�s Tradition
- All Irish All Week
- Bitter, Party Of One: Your Table is Waiting
- Blog Against Sexism Day- March 8, 2006
- Buckets of Shit
- Single White Female, Seeking Balance
- I don't mean to alarm you but......
- Milestones
- A Woman's Right to Choose is being Threatened in South Dakota
- A girl can change her mind and a lesson in clean breaks
- It�s official; I�m a Weenie and SCUBA Diving 101
- Where's Waldo?
- Learning to Breathe Under Water
- Anatomy 101
- Still a mess, no possibility of thought
- Singing for the Sisters of the Road
- Today in Sports
- BlogHer "Where the Women Bloggers Are"
- A rose by any other name!
- Look At THIS!!
- Reasons I need a little more than a Palm Pilot
- Jesus Did it!
- Found
- You Deserve and Award!
- All Good Things Change, Stay the Same or Just Go Away
- Tagged, Music Meme
- Recipe for Disaster!
- A movie review: Roll Bounce
- Approaching a New Year
- Merry Christmas - A Week in Pictures!
- Flatulence for all it�s worth
- It's raining and I'm an asshole!
- The Iron Stylist
- Open Letter to My Cat #2
- Dreaming of a White Anything.....
- 2005 Your year in review! A Meme
- Creamy Mushroom Soup w/Roasted Red Potatoes
- Too Much Too Fast = Technological Problems
- Deep Thoughts on Avoidance
- I Said I Wouldn't Do This Anymore
- Giving Thanks
- Thanks For Your First Commenter
- Hallucinogenic No More!
- He's a Tenant
- Bitter Pt. 3
- Bitter, Pt. 2 - The Chicken or the Orgasm
- Bitter - Part 1.
- New Squatter, over to the right please!
- Time is just that
- Sooner or Later We Knew It Would Come To This
- Relationships
- "I think he bit me!" - An Actuary's Odyssey Cont.
- I'm a Landlord - Update Andrew Speaks
- The Dying Of The Light
- Recently Smacked and Survived
- Letter To My Cat
- Fitting it in
- My Life is Boring and Other Things That Make Me All Warm and Fuzzy Inside
- Dumb Ideas Never go Unpunished
- Feel Lucky Punk?
- Did you get the Memo?
- My Grandma Owns a Porn Store
- Free Gift with Every Purchase
- One more time and the astrologer gets it!
- 23rd Post on May 23, 2005
- "Look Ma - I'm on top of the world"
- U-Haul, I-Haul
- A deviant in designer clothing
- Weekly Virgo Horoscope
- Life and Times - Week in Review
- Wedded Bliss, Cartoons and The Xanax Fairy
- Coming Attractions - A Wedding and a Guest Post
- To be or not to be - Cool and Big Hair
- Walking Dream
- Umm, Ms. President
- September 11 - A Different Memory
- A birthday, A bachelorette and some Strippers
- Hell Does Exist - in High School
- Virgo Birthday Horoscope
- Go Fly a Kite!
- On Holiday!
- Weekend Thoughts
- The Pain of Red-Heads
- Wedding Announcements
- Blog Anniversary - A few more things about me!!
- Let's start a new one? -- Guest Post
- Update!
- Sacrifice Sucks
- Virgo Horoscope
- Not Your Mother's Benedict
- I want to be a Cowgirl, but not really
- Love in the Elevator
- Weekly Horoscope
- Climbing to the top of the list
- Hot Day, Bad Son, Southern Coolers
- "Honey He's Not a Terrorist He Just Can't Commit"
- Shoe diary
- Back to the Book!
- A tale of a tale
- In a rut is an understatement
- Oops I forgot Photo Credit
- Sea of Orange
- The Hungry Midget and Her Keeper
- Too many girls and no F'Bombs
- So long but never good-bye
- Hangover does not allow complete thoughts.
- Blog Personality
- I Hate Jogging!
- Todays Horoscope
- Editing, Camping and Everclear
- My heart is in Britain today
- Independence Day, Single Mom Style
- Random Things
- The Kids are Home for a WEEK!
- Voila - you're changed.....
- Literary world of dazed and confused?
- Weekly Horoscope?
- Tuesday, June 21, 2005 at 12:40 AM
- The writer's test?
- Taking the weekend off
- Lets process the weekend, shall we?
- Sleepless
- Life and Times Complications!!
- Transient Bus Rider
- Sore Back, Tan Legs
- Advertising our Blogs?
- My Muse
- Blog This!
- Strange Days
- Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 07:27 PM
- The Big Red Ball
- Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 05:17 PM
- Saturday Morning Indulgence
- Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 05:22 AM
- Girlie Daze
- Still writing
- Tuesday, March 29, 2005 at 07:18 AM
- Too Long, October 16
- September 8
- August 26
- Whew!
- Finished Finally
- Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 02:36 AM
- Saturday, August 21, 2004 at 12:40 AM
- August 20, 2004
