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		<title>How Steve Jobs can teach Sarah Palin how to Lead a Nation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Sarah Palin You’re out on the road in your stealth bus trying to spread a message, like Jesus or the Rolling Stones we can’t quite tell yet. And you’re not telling either. You’ve been on the road a mere few weeks and you’ve accomplished shoving your foot down your mouth so proficiently.  I’m going [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Awesome Ways to see me this weekend</title>
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		<title>Special Show, June 4th. Wharf Room Comedy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On June 4th we have a very special show at Wharf Room Comedy. We&#8217;re hosting a benefit to raise money for a documentary about one of the Bay area&#8217;s rising stars of comedy. Watch the trailer for the upcoming documentary from Terrabang Studio&#8217;s which follows Drew as he climbs the stand-up comedy ladder without being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Come see me tonight at The Purple Onion, win Stars Wars action figures</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tonight I&#8217;m at The Purple Onion, you should come. Why? Because you haven&#8217;t seen me perform in a long time. Why again? Because its Wednesday in the city and you don&#8217;t have anything to do. Why for three? A drawing for Star Wars vintage collectibles for all who paid admission. Purple Onion at 8 with Max [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lifeandtimesofchantel.com/category/come-see-me-tonight-at-the-purple-onion-win-stars-wars-action-figures/</link>
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		<title>Its good for America; Donald Trump doesn’t want to be president any longer.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m sure Donald Trump accomplished several goals in his short presidential bid. He achieved the highest level of attention. Wouldn’t you consider being the butt of THE joke at a prestigious dinner where the president chided you on your bandwagoning platform, a success? Or, is it better to get coverage from every major news outlet [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lifeandtimesofchantel.com/category/its-good-for-america-donald-trump-doesn%e2%80%99t-want-to-be-president-any-longer/</link>
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		<title>Upcoming Shows, My first appearance at The Purple Onion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On Wednesday May 25th I will be making my very first appearance at The Purple Onion. For all of my San Francisco friends who repeatedly declare, &#8220;WE DON&#8217;T GO TO THE WHARF&#8221;. Either because you think its uncool or you hate seals; this show is for you. Don&#8217;t forget if you haven&#8217;t seen me perform [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smile &amp; Die Comedy Tour Tonight at Wharf Room Comedy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday&#8217;s podcast with Rick Shaprio, Brian Whitaker, Jason LaCour &#38; Mack Lindsay was amazingly crazy. As I sat behind the board life on the other side got out of hand. I will discuss yesterday&#8217;s events with my therapist and then I will see all of these guys tonight at my show. We do eventually pull [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rick Shapiro live today on You&#8217;re an Effing Moron</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today in studio we have: Rick Shapiro and Mack Lindsay, Jason LaCour and Brian Whitaker. In conjuction with Rick’s and Mack’s newest Radio Show “The Smile and Die Show” on New Dissident Radio, Rick, Mack, Jason LaCour and Brian Whitaker take their comedy to the clubs. Promoting their appearance at Wharf Room Comedy on Tuesday, April [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lifeandtimesofchantel.com/category/rick-shapiro-live-today-on-youre-an-effing-moron/</link>
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		<title>You&#8217;re an Effing Moron with Christine Nangle, today 4-6pm</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Monday, April 11  You&#8217;re an Effing Moron Our guest calling from New York. Christine Frances Nangle is a writer, improviser, and stand-up comedian living in New York City. Currently, she is a staff writer for Saturday Night Live. She is a proud alum of the UCB Maude Teams High Treason and 27 Kidneys as well as the Harold [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lifeandtimesofchantel.com/category/youre-an-effing-moron-with-christine-nangle-today-4-6pm/</link>
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		<title>Will Durst today on You&#8217;re an Effing Moron</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Live from studio 1a at 4pm. I’ve got the usual and the special. The usual: Dr. Brian’s weekly call-in from whatever shitty town he happens to be in Texas.  http://www.fccfreeradio.com/?p=2785 The Special: Will Durst, reigning as C-SPAN’s favorite comic (8 appearances,) Durst is a 5-time Emmy nominee and recipient of 7 consecutive nominations for the [...]]]></description>
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