Chantel Williams

Thank you Ashley Greene for being such a retard. I’m glad that I don’t have to worry about trying to be a female comedian in America because they didn’t exist until Jennifer Aniston & Cameron Diaz. We all know I can’t compete with that kind of talent and beauty!

http://www.fandango.com/commentator_exclusiveinterview:emtwilightem’sashleygreene_338

Fandango: What sides of yourself are you looking forward to showing as an actress? Wild Apatow-style comedy, or something dramatic where you cry for half a movie?
Greene: I want to do it all! I definitely really want to do a kick-ass film. I’d love to do like a Tarantino-style film, very stylized. Comedy is something that I’m definitely looking to get into. I had a little taste of it and I do intend on going to classes for it because I think it’s a different muscle, and it’s hard to find female comedians.

Fandango: Especially beautiful ones…
Greene: You’ve got, like, Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz and that’s it. There are a couple more, but that would definitely be something I’d want, to be a part of that comedy world.

There are perks since I started working from home. Starbucks no longer gets all my extra money and just when I get worried I can look over and often see something like this.

For the person searching for, “chantel has a penis”. Yes, its quite possible. Many have wondered. My Mother often remarked that I was born with more balls than most men have in their entire life.