Chantel Williams

Tonight I’ll be hosting at our little comedy club, The Comedy Club at Castagnola’s. If you’re in the Bay area come down and say hello. I’ll work real hard not to fall flat on my face but they’re are no guarantees. www.castagnolas.com or www.sfcomedyshow.com

I finally got the nerve to stand on stage and say something more than “Welcome to Castagnola’s, will you please shut up?”

I’m kidding; I usually say, “Here’s your hosted, Dr. Brian King” and then I run, run, run away.

I don’t like the spotlight. I’ll start telling jokes really soon. I promise. I’m working on it; its funny. And I’ll try not to end the joke with, “GET IT?”.

That’s just not funny.

I was going to write this awesome post about how much I love steak and trust me; I DO love steak. I am an unapologetic meat eater. Its my thing; like shoes and liquor – let it go. But I’ve been super tired and super busy with work and house-guests and accompanying Dr. B to all of his comedy shows.

Did I tell you that Dr. B is working on a stand-up comedy career? Trust me, this is not an easy choice but its a choice we all must make at some time in our lives. Especially considering I’m the funniest person I know. In all honesty if I were as funny as Dr. B, I doubt I could ever get on stage without two bourbons with one ice cube and a pack of smokes. I would parade around on stage in a very tall pair of stiletto’s and talk about my pure hatred for most children, my back pain and, my awesome boobs. I’m also sure there would be lots of swearing and usage of the word cunt at least twice.

In lieu of me chasing my own fame and fortune let me leave you with this open invitation. I’ll be there if you want to see me parade around in stiletto’s and drink bourbon on the rocks. We can talk about steak another day – I promise.

Tell me you’re coming via the Facebook event page.