Chantel Williams

Photo by SF Ordinary Girl, 2008

Check out Monday’s podcast here with guest Richard Kiss.

This week on You’re an Effing Moron we speak with Richard Kiss and bring you up to date with moronic shenanigans of the week.  Our guest Richard Kiss is Canadian Transplant now splitting his comedic sensibilities between Las Vegas and San Francisco. Dr. Brian and Chantel continue to explore the “Stories from the Road Trip”.

Who’s an effing moron?

One of the major events during our epic road trip was Dr. B’s birthday. This was an epic birthday at that. Not only does he get to celebrate his birthday every New Year; this year he celebrated his 40th birthday. We planned our trip around his birthday celebration in one of his favorite cities.

New Orleans has a very large spot in Dr. B’s heart. In fact there are very few places in the US that he hasn’t traveled and very few places in the US that he doesn’t think are worth a visit. He also has a short list of places that he has lived and loved. New Orleans is on the top of that list.

More important than the epic location is his 40th year. Its our 3rd year together and an epic three years it has been. We did not expect to have a shelf life in love. We were expect to mold quickly and throw our relationship in the garbage like stinky expensive cheese. It’s true, I lost friends over my choice to be with Dr. B and I personally have been challenged daily in an effort to stay in love and stay a couple.

There is no denial that we truly do love each other. Our relationship feeds on our hard work, our desperate love, our commitment and our partnership; despite the fact that I want to punch him in the balls on a regular basis. Relationships are difficult in general. Being in love with Dr. B requires an extra level of patience and forgiveness. For as much as he talks and pontificates and, as much as I never know if he’s joking or if he’s serious. He doesn’t know either, frequently.

He has said many times that he didn’t think he would make it to 40. I agree because Dr. B is a hedonist in the purest form. If he can’t eat it, drink it or, fuck it; he has no interest in it. Which I could say is a very simple and effective philosophy if you think you won’t live past 40.

Dr. B is the type of person who judges no one. He holds no grudges and wishes everyone well. His goals in this life include nothing but laughter and living here in this very moment. He loves unapologetically as so many of us don’t or as many of us wish we could. His love is unconditional even when I don’t think it is. His generosity is only matched by his love of boobs. He thinks I’m beautiful every day – even when I’m not wearing something slutty.

It is true that nothing is that important, nothing is so terrible and we are only here for a moment so we might as well enjoy it while we can. The more I’m with him the more I enjoy this life.

Thanks Dr. B – Happy Birthday, you fucking moron.