Archive | May, 2009

I told the dirtiest joke ever

“Hey you want to tell a joke on Camera?”

“No, I don’t know any jokes except a dirty one and its too long.”

“Just tell the joke.”

“I’m not in the mood.”

Funniest Jokester.com (Click on this link)

I do realize that the only people who actually tell this joke are Old Men sitting in rocking chairs twisting their white waxed mustaches. You must understand that I learned almost all of the jokes I know from a old southern woman who acted like an old southern man. She swore like a truck driver whilst clutching a Moore Cigarette between her toothless gums. So pardon me if I don’t aplogize.

Yes, do it vote for me and let the dumbest and oldest joke I know wine me $100 bucks. I don’t know why I let him talk me into these things.

Wharf Room Comedy Highlights


Our May show is done and gone but the video lasts forever.

Enjoy!

No Matter Where I Go

Lombard

I see this hill every day. From my work, from my home, its just there. Its a landmark; people come from all over the world just to drive down its curvy cobbled street.

No matter what we do in the city, I drive down this street at least once a week. He makes sure I do.


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